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7 Demotivational Poster


RITE OF PASSAGE -


TAGS: after youd cut yourself 75 times or so youd figure it out
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LordKraven - December 22, 2010, 9:47 am
Got BuckKnife when I was 8. Good Ole Days
shawoopa - December 22, 2010, 1:16 am
i have so many scars i cant remember and im only 14. fond memories....
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:51 pm

I went to a rather rough school back then
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:26 pm
I had a girl stick one in my shoulder blade when i was in a fight. That was the one time i considered pummeling a girl
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:24 pm

I got stabbed with one in a school fight, 5th grade.
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:22 pm
cut my little finger off when it folded. Oldest scar i can remember
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Fond memories of when handles were pine, ash or oak not adhesive
5150monkeylove - September 26, 2010, 2:54 pm
I remember multiple "incidents" with this style of knife. mostly when trying to get a blade out after another was opened.
Chompers - September 26, 2010, 2:21 pm
Even I got a knife from my dad, just couldn't tell you the brand. Got it taken away for killing a spider with it.
TheTrashHeap - September 26, 2010, 12:45 pm
Schrade 2.5 inch blade. Almost cut my thumb off Christmas morning about 22-23 years ago.
GreyScorpion - September 26, 2010, 12:30 pm
I shed a tear on this...I got my first from my grandfather when I was 8. still have the scar on my left hand...5+L


HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY -




TACH IT UP TACH IT UP -


TAGS: 1971 chevelle ss
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

rodtoo40 - September 16, 2012, 12:16 pm
Try 1970 SS 454 for the win.
M0rd3kaI - August 18, 2012, 4:52 am
Airman!! if you don't mind to, upload this to MotoFake please?
EmilioDumphque - August 18, 2012, 1:44 am
...and "linkage" referred to positive or progressive.
fatelvis - August 17, 2012, 2:34 pm
Damn you Dr Atkins.


DISAPPOINTMENT - Allah told them the truth, but not the whole truth.


TAGS: 72 virgins family guy allah disappointment
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by pitbull

WTFO - December 2, 2009, 12:11 am
Nice. 5L.


IF YOU SEE IT... - You can never UNSEE it.


TAGS: 007 goldeneye n64
Rating: 2.97/5

More motifakes by IDK MY BFF JILL

DillyRat - July 24, 2009, 3:52 am
AAAAAAHH I can't UNSEE it!!!
Sidahan - March 31, 2009, 3:41 pm
@homer: Indeed. some people here seem to suffer from partial blindness or just have bad anatomic knowledge
Suh-weet - November 20, 2008, 1:39 pm
Wow. lmfao!
homer - October 17, 2008, 7:00 am
its his hand on the ppk
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 2:32 am
I'm still laughing even after five minutes! That's the goofiest looking thing in the world!!! Who knew they'd use such weird design?! I'll never see Pierce Brosnan the same way again!


ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.


TAGS: mao stalin rofl lol roflstalin roflmao roflcopter lolerskates 1337 dr manhattan cousin
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by Dr. Manhattan

Sean - January 13, 2009, 7:09 pm
P.S.: But on the other hand, Stalin's favorite Stooge was Shemp. So, wadda ya gonna do, eh? Take 'er easssss.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 7:03 pm
Damn you Mao!!!! You probably even like the later episodes and series where they meet actual ghosts!! That's insanity, you commie bastards!! Scooby Doo used to be the greatest champion of reason over fear. Scrappy was a worthless punk.
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:50 pm
True Story: The Sino-Soviet Split actually occured over the question of whether or not Scrappy-Doo completely ruined the Scooby-Doo Show. Turns out Mao actually liked Scrappy!?!


ALLAH-U-SNACKBAR! - Get the Special Kebab Combo with Felafel and a soda for just 5 dinar!


TAGS: september challenge open 7 days a week
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

jollyman - November 27, 2009, 11:29 am
waaaaay to great
Eugene - October 17, 2009, 10:40 am
He looked like that "THIS IS SPARTA!" guy at a quick glance


RED FORMANS WORDS OF WISDOM - "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you...is because you're a dumbass."




LOS ANGELES CENTER -


TAGS: sr 71 blackbird
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Airman

CaptainBaked - April 21, 2011, 2:40 pm
5ick!
marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 2:23 pm
this is bad a___! 5L


moogles -


TAGS: funny god of war ff7 final fantasy seven 7
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by derrek

Foamy - March 26, 2009, 4:43 am
Why did he hurt the chocobo?


Kalashnikov AK-47 -


TAGS: ak47
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by theoneyouwerewarnedabout

EmilioDumphque - June 20, 2013, 11:51 am
Just whistle up an eagle to carry Frodo to the mountain. He's light.


AND THERE WAS LIGHT - and it was good


TAGS: 7 long days
Rating: 4.89/5

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manos - January 31, 2014, 11:43 am
One of the best i ve seen. clever and funny.
Derek - April 26, 2012, 6:47 pm
Our arabic numbering system is so much better than the alternatives, it has bowled all before it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 26, 2012, 3:39 pm
There are many languages, some with similar letters to others, until you travel east. But have you ever noticed that numbers have the same basic design? E.g. pamphlets that are addressed to many cultures and languages, but the number system is the same.
Airman - April 26, 2012, 3:03 pm
thx all.. I will post it on religifake.. it will be my first
Rick69 - April 26, 2012, 2:44 pm
Amazing... A whole new perspective... VERY Nice...
holymoly - April 26, 2012, 10:01 am
Thats how I imagine we got our start. Math and creation are inseperable. I love it.. Favd' and 5
Hawamleh - April 26, 2012, 9:31 am
great poster ! please submit to religifake also !


SEPHIROTH - World's most badass momma's boy.


TAGS: sephiroth final fantasy 7 seven vii video game videogame games videogames
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by randomDood

dmatt - May 4, 2009, 11:46 pm
its the Masamune.named after the famous sword smith.
Elder God Douchebag - March 7, 2009, 1:30 pm
I always understood it as nodachi.
PhageLab - March 7, 2009, 12:51 pm
I thought it was nodachi?
Anonymous - January 17, 2009, 6:28 pm
His sword is an actual kind of sword called the odachi. it was used to make space on the battle field. And anyone who has seen FF7:AC would know how much he pwns with it. Yes you can YouTube it. Try Sephiroth vs Genesis or Sephiroth vs Cloud.
Big Daddy - January 4, 2009, 4:14 am
I'm amazed theres no final fantasy 7 fan boys flaming this
Sir - December 29, 2008, 2:56 pm
his huge sword would be highly inefficient in actual combat.
Sean - December 29, 2008, 1:50 am
comment #1 upstages poster ... well done commenteer #1.
Briton of Rose - December 29, 2008, 1:48 am
With this picture: SEPHIROTH - Master of overcompensation.


Statistically speaking -


TAGS: statistics 6 out of 7 dwarfs arent happy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Thedewd - August 19, 2017, 2:53 pm
"rny" See above.
Thedewd - August 19, 2017, 2:52 pm
There was an eighth dwarf they don't talk about. He was the one that nailed Snow White, and his name was "Horny".
Oldsod - July 10, 2015, 2:08 pm
Brilliant!


MOO'S BAD DAY - just got worse


TAGS: moo 17 bad day
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by spypengen

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 10, 2012, 8:41 pm
I may actually hold the record for tribute posters...Not because anyone actually likes me, But because there are so many funny Cow pics on the web. You'd be hard pressed to find one that hasn't been used.
Greeny - May 10, 2012, 7:57 pm
been done - 114632
dy2012 - May 10, 2012, 11:06 am
lol nice


CHILD INNOCENCE - I see no problems here. Move along.


TAGS: 90567
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by KaidenJackson

PrettyWhenICry - February 28, 2012, 12:19 pm
LOL
Reality Lord - February 25, 2012, 7:36 am

another lols...you're on a roll


SR71 BLACKBIRD - As Badass as Badass gets


TAGS: sr71
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 2:35 am
Your usual mach 3 performance Airman. 5 high flying poodles.
Zed - December 31, 2009, 10:05 pm
As cool as that may be, it's still more fun to watch a stewardess undress than to watch a pilot suit up.
Stenboy - December 31, 2009, 2:29 am
Back in the early 70s, my best friend's dad, who was a FBI agent and ex-army air corp, got us clearance to go to Beale AFB in CA. Not only did we get to see a SR-71 and a U2 up close and watch them take off, but we got to see the pilots suit up as well.
Airman - December 10, 2009, 6:37 pm
When Reagan bombed Libya, they had one up in the sky. 2 SAMS were fired at it.. and it out ran them.
Zed - December 10, 2009, 6:30 pm
Anyone have an idea where all the mods are? The approval queue is backing up worse than bubba's 5-alarm chili.
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 6:26 pm
I believe it still holds the speed/time record for a flight from LA to New York...just before they retired them
Bob D. Sailor - December 10, 2009, 5:32 pm
I LOL'd on this one. 5L from me.
GreyScorpion - December 10, 2009, 4:50 pm
2284 Lions
Derek - December 10, 2009, 4:02 pm
Top dog :-)


LOOKING BACK -


TAGS: 1970s
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

falloutghoul - January 2, 2012, 12:10 pm
Why does this seem familiar?


IF JESUS -




1987 - Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards 16 color EGA graphics was HOT!


TAGS: leisure suit larry land lounge lizards 1987 ega graphics eve rnr
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by RnR

Anakun - August 27, 2008, 10:19 am
1987 computer porn... FAP FAP FAP oh wait it is 2008. Google search "Two Girls one Cup!"


DECEMBER 7TH, PEARL HARBOR DAY -


TAGS: 12 7 pearl arizona hawaii
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by pfitzwater

Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 5:40 pm

well done.
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 11:23 am
I just performed a ritual I've done for the last 27 years on this date. I went out and peed on my Toyota. 5 salutes.


THERE WAS A TIME -




Indifference -




THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - And God Said: "Let There Be America."


TAGS: the united states of america jesus christ m 107 sniper cross holy war laws order peace truth
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

whizz - September 13, 2009, 9:31 pm
sometimes everyone makes mistakes


Donuts -


TAGS: fantasy vii 7 rpg sephiroth cloud donuts
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by spirit_of_nature

m16 - June 19, 2009, 6:58 am
This is blasphemous! Good job!
shtoinkReplyier - April 27, 2009, 2:26 pm
Sepiroth- he is pregnant. I knew it..
Panther - November 4, 2008, 10:56 pm
Who the hell drew this? Epic win in a box! Jenova's box...
shtoink - August 26, 2008, 2:40 am
sephiroth would NEVER let himself go and lose his feminine figure like that!


VALLEY OF DEATH - Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death ... I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing!


TAGS: death fear sr71
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by SiliconMage

robbidos - April 28, 2013, 2:14 am
Unfortunately, Russia and the rest starting whining about us breaking the rules aka Aurora Bomber
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 11:05 am
The Simpsons is boring now. It should have been retired after they started relying on celebrity voice overs and skimping on the funny.
R.S.Jake - April 20, 2010, 10:53 am
Why in the hell do we keep retiring our most advanced technology with no replacements? SR-71, the Concorde, the Spaceshuttle, Scrubs, where will it end? Are the Sipmsons next?!?!?! =8o
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 12:54 am
fear no evil for you are the most BAMF in the valley!


SINGLE MOMS IN AFRICA - They dream of your 70 hour work-weeks, sharing a two bedroom apartment with your six kids, and walking to work in the snow... Western Pansies...


TAGS: gun fail worked owned ak 47 ak 47
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

GaryO - January 27, 2014, 6:52 pm
There’s crude, there’s tasteless, there’s ridiculous, then there’s inflammatory. Most folks tend to laugh at the crude, ridiculous, tasteless stuff. Inflammatory comments are not funny. They’re just someone’s obtuse opinion. PCV, don’t be that someone.
PCV - January 27, 2014, 3:08 pm
Sooooooooooooooooo it's okay to insult western culture but it's not okay to tell the truth about Africa?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 27, 2014, 3:03 pm
Uncalled for.
PCV - January 27, 2014, 2:55 pm
After 10,000 years their greatest invention is the stick. Stupid Africans.


SHIPPING AND HANDLING - I smuggles myself inside ur luggage


TAGS: 678
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by KaidenJackson

Verdeckt - February 5, 2012, 5:06 pm
Upload to Dig My Dog site


GOLD PANTS -


TAGS: gold pants 70 s fruity gay homo disco dork tool
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

agdaniele - February 18, 2010, 8:10 pm
I liked this one better.


SU-47 BERKUT - Because only vodka drinking commies could screw up the wings on a plane...


TAGS: su 47 berkut plane commies ussr russia
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by john

Sparow - March 5, 2012, 9:27 pm
Hey thanks for your description on why they built it that way cause at first glance thats what I thought.
- June 27, 2011, 10:29 pm
the reverse wing design gives the jet an extreme amount of maneuverability during super sonic flight. so... yeah...
spacedog - May 10, 2011, 7:48 pm
The plane looks like it was inspired by the old Galaga arcade game.
Airman - May 10, 2011, 7:25 pm
I need to check something.. Soviets?.. oh yes.. that's gone.. Communists? oops. In Capitalist Russia, well, you know the rest. bye bye, have a nice trip comrade
rerun - May 10, 2011, 7:25 pm

"there", sorry. Us texas redneck americans cannot spell either.
rerun - May 10, 2011, 7:22 pm

I got a fly swatter here somewhere.....ther it is. SPLAT!
FUCKcapitalism - May 10, 2011, 7:16 pm
this is fuckin stupid.....when soviets inovated , the capitalist bastards discovered the wheel.i mean what the f**k is this anti-communist propaganda about??You texas redneck americans are only good at internet shit and propaganda!!god fuck america!! bye
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:34 am
Cool.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:29 am
I may take up that offer. But not right now.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:28 am
Ok.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:28 am
Now, if you want a fight... and need to tell americans how stupid they are.... have I got a site for you!!! Our sister site - politifake.org
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:27 am
Sort of.... basically just not looking for laughs or entertainment.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:26 am
So it means going around looking for a fight?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:22 am
Trolling is searching for specific subjects to argue or defend them. Basically, being here for reasons other than enjoyment of funny posters.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:19 am
What dose "trolling" even mean? I was asking him once, and only once to mind his own business.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:13 am
that's no way to make friends.......are you trolling? we don't need more timmies.....
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:11 am
pzykosiz, I am only going to say this once. Mind your own business.
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 1:58 am
this site is a joke site. they're not actually supposed to be serious
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:49 am
I've read that the reversed wings give the SU-47 unparalleled maneuverability and a ton of lift. I read that during the early stages of flying the wings were being ripped off because of how much lift was made. So you, sir, are an idiot.
Marcelino S. - September 7, 2010, 9:49 am
You don't know a shit about that plane... don't you?!!! That's one of the best aircraft humans has invented... please read!! read!!
stupidstoner - February 7, 2010, 8:01 pm
uhh it was made like that to be more aerodynamic... aerodynamics rule!
Oddman - April 14, 2009, 3:54 pm
Not only Vodka drinking commies. Look up the Grumman X29.
avitron - March 2, 2009, 2:13 pm
wtf you saying!? its the x-man airplane!


ENVY - Our envy of others devours us most of all




CREATION - And on the 7th day GOD made Himself a bacon-burger, and He saw that it was Amsome.


TAGS: creation the 7th day explained
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by MustyK

LeightonESmith - March 11, 2011, 8:38 am
Ah..... :-/
motinet - March 11, 2011, 8:31 am

Amsome is a motifake term. You are more likely to get rejected for using the word "awesome"
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 7:32 pm
LMAO Rerun
Cubbybear - October 30, 2010, 7:15 pm
AMSOME!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:57 pm

gee Leighton, if you read the threads you would know what amsome really is...I will give you an example: The regs think it is amsome that you just got a one week ban for being a douche....see how easy it is to be amsome?
LeightonESmith - October 30, 2010, 6:51 pm
How did amsome get past the modz? Useless bungholes. OH IT HAS HEAPS OF BACON AND BACON IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY THESE DAYS! Who cares what is written.
CANADA - March 26, 2010, 7:57 pm
3L, don't mean to piss you off, but I don't like religion


FIRING RANGE SAFETY OFFICER -


TAGS: military army ak47
Rating: 3.14/5


BLACKBIRD -


TAGS: sr 71 blackbird
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

Thedewd - August 10, 2017, 1:24 am
Faster than a Dominos pizza driver...flew from London to L.A. in 3Hrs 47Min. including 2 refuelings.
EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2012, 3:18 pm
We used to build the most awesome stuff in this country!
maoworks2 - December 22, 2011, 10:15 am
It Uses Too Much Gas
maoworks2 - December 22, 2011, 10:13 am
I Ask You TO Not Use My Stuff .
Greeny - August 5, 2011, 6:58 pm
They were most awe5ome to watch fly nearby...


GLUTTONY - Because you were weaned improperly as an infant....go figure!


TAGS: 7sins
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Ed-Hyde - July 28, 2009, 2:51 pm
Is this Sprinkles?
Silvermist - February 23, 2009, 12:01 am
I is has some too please!


007 -




1976 FLASHBACK - I still hate my Mother, Sears and the 1970 's




Well……that didn’t take long -


TAGS: 500 posters in 730 days
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - September 24, 2014, 8:18 am
Thanx guys
MissPriss - September 23, 2014, 10:22 pm
Love it!
Greybeard - September 23, 2014, 2:49 am
Haha. 5LMAO/Fav'd


UNDERACHIEVERS - Is it wrong to think he’s an overachiever?




2009 IS KILLING ME -


TAGS: august 7 part 2
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Faceplant31 - January 29, 2010, 1:49 pm
FUKCING AMSOME!!! 5L
spacedog - October 11, 2009, 1:28 am
...he'd what? Go Joe Pesci on them?
MrRandom - October 11, 2009, 1:24 am
I can imagine....
spacedog - October 11, 2009, 1:23 am
Ha! agdaniele has been going easy on the timmys? I'll have to look out for his older comments then.
Ed-Hyde - August 7, 2009, 10:02 am
I can haz bat to smash spam cartoon posters?


THE BACONATOR -




7UP -


TAGS: 7up sprite tool
Rating: 2.18/5

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[email protected] - November 18, 2009, 10:42 am
Of course if your hung-over it's the frikin tears of god himself, dripping from the very heavens bringing you life giving refreshment. I prefer the sugar water named after fairies and wood-land nymphs.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 11:49 pm
That's right! Show your loyalty to the marketing campaign you've bought into. Go sugar water with the red-dot!


100,011,120,000,000 DOLLARS - That's so Gangsta.




WHATS THAT SONG? -


TAGS: calender 27 alien karaoke decipher
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by conundrum

conundrum - August 27, 2011, 9:10 am
I'm glad some one got it... I was scared the joke would be missed...
Greeny - August 27, 2011, 8:52 am
Hahaha-There's that 5ong again!


LEST WE FORGET -




SORRY, AMHED - We ran out of virgins




Never Gonna Give You Up -




Vincent Valentine -


TAGS: valentine vampire twilight ffvii final fantasy 7 vii edward cullen gamer gamers fangirl
Rating: 1.74/5

More motifakes by Panther

Hawamleh - February 15, 2011, 3:33 am
I wish I was..
Claire - February 14, 2011, 9:56 pm
Not really, you're both nerds.
Waylander - February 14, 2011, 8:45 pm
Vincent: A fictional character from a decade old game. Cullen: A pedovamp from the hastily constructed novel of a outpatient in a psyche ward. There is a debate here?
Hawamleh - February 14, 2011, 6:38 pm
ow the actor that played Cullen is badass, possible borderline alcoholic and has some good movies.] you on the other hand masturbating your limp dicks to video game characters are just sad...
agdaniele - February 14, 2011, 6:26 pm
Now, when you say "badass"... you do realize that he can only bully other animated characters, right?
AnSiogOlc - February 14, 2011, 5:53 pm
HOW DARE YOU!!!! Edward Cullen is a sparkly freak loved by nothing but 10 year old girls!!!! Vincent Valentine isn't even a Vampire!!!! And he is badass! I had to join the site just to share my thoughts on this matter....I was that disappointed in the pic
Saint970 - January 14, 2010, 5:50 pm
Vincent>Edward, there's just no competition. Vincent is better...and not gay.
informator - August 11, 2009, 11:54 pm
fuck no -_- vincent is badass pretty, but badass. cullen isnt even pretty. and he is in no way badass.
morgenlust - August 11, 2009, 7:43 pm
no effing way...vicent kicks ass like edward takes it
morgenlust - August 11, 2009, 7:38 pm
no effing way...vincent kicks ass in ways that edward takes it
Jericho - August 9, 2009, 3:28 am
I Agree With The Fellow Below Me.
Vincent is hot! - May 31, 2009, 9:39 am
No way can you compare Valentine to Edward Cullen. Vincent is in a league right over Edward Cullen's head! Edward may be a cute character in a book, but he cannot compare to the enigma of Vincent Valentine's charisma! End of story...
Someone Else - May 22, 2009, 5:58 pm
Vincent is like Edward Cullen. Except less gay. ALOT less gay.
I hate edward - May 14, 2009, 4:55 pm
:o Do not compare Vincent to that walking bucket of glitterglue!!! Vincent is way more awesome. End of story.
anon - February 19, 2009, 10:29 pm
fake true men does not shine
Panther - January 3, 2009, 3:18 pm
Vincent Valentine (the guy pictured here) is like Edward Cullen (the vampire from Twilight) for gamers (Vincent is from a game called Final Fantasy VII). You probably wouldn't get the joke if I explained it.
Huh? - December 18, 2008, 7:56 am
Who's who for what?


REWARD POINTS - Smooth as Silk




I AM EPIC WIN - All questions to me must be put int the form of awesomeness




STUPID REDNECKS - They're always right, so apparently the Soviets and Nazis shared a government.


TAGS: commies communists communism nazi nazis nazism gun guns ammo rifle rifles assault m4 ak 47 m16 accuracy politics political retards morons stupid rednecks
Rating: 2.12/5

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fauxmo - August 15, 2010, 1:27 pm
Be a buzz kill. Dang it.
fauxmo - August 15, 2010, 1:17 pm
Didn't mean to kill a buzz kill, it's just irritating to see somebody who doesn't know what they're talking about call somebody else "stupid". But hey, you know what they say about arguing on the internet.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 10:18 am
I don't need to care to make a comment. Comments are for fun, fact bombing is for un-funny trolls.
culos - August 9, 2010, 9:47 am
Good for you FeauxMeau, no go back to your mamma for some milk and cookies OK?
fauxmo - August 9, 2010, 9:35 am
You care enough to make a comment.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 8:55 am
Shut up ya stupid redneck. Nobody cares.
fauxmo - August 9, 2010, 8:49 am
The Nazis and Soviets didn't share a gov't, but Mikhail Kalashnikov used the Nazi's Sturmgewehr 44 as a basis for the AK-47's design. Maybe you should do some research before calling someone a stupid redneck.
Thefactsguy - September 22, 2009, 12:42 pm
"redneck"=1 dumb ignorant Canadian/UK fag=0
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:34 am
He must be from Saskatchewan.
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:33 am
Alright, I concede "Canada" is a tard. I humbly apologize for trying to defend him.
Mandatory - June 26, 2009, 5:57 am
lol, he even misspelt his own insult. 1 word. Doushe.
MO - June 25, 2009, 11:02 pm
Here's some reference material as to how much of a timmy canada is...and why I chose to comment on his comments....Seems not all the tards live in the US. (They migrated north as well)
MO - June 24, 2009, 1:27 pm
Yeah, that's right! I'm talkin to you Canada!!!
MO - June 24, 2009, 1:19 pm
Now I get it....you've hit "fourself" in the head once too many times with nunchucks. That's why you keep doing these random non-sensical drive by comments that are poorly spelled and did I mention.....don't make sense? You sir..can go fukc "fourself"...
CANADA - June 24, 2009, 11:22 am
you may have more nukes but you cant use them without fucking fourself. hmm, alot like your dick
Redneck - March 9, 2009, 6:12 am
NUKES we have more than yall foreigners
meh 16... - January 18, 2009, 5:20 am
if there will be dust or mud, you have better chances with a bow and arrow.
Akyoyo - September 11, 2008, 1:46 pm
That, uh, wasn't the point...
RnR - September 10, 2008, 6:38 am
SCAR and minimi , superior to AK47/M16 in every way
RnR - September 10, 2008, 6:32 am
rifles/guns.. useless without ammo
Shtoink - September 10, 2008, 12:16 am
i vote for the P90! PS90 if you wanna go for a lil more distance


YEAH BABY - Austin Powers. Standing for manhood since 1997.




RULE 63 - The epic way to do it.


TAGS: rule 63 vincent final fantasy 7
Rating: 4.29/5

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LinkFox101113 - June 14, 2010, 2:54 am
Five females just for knowing that rule, lol.


VALVE - Turning scientists into badass heroes since 1998.




FAMOUS LAST WORDS - The last thing you will ever hear.


TAGS: famous last words pulp fiction ezekiel 25 17
Rating: 2.28/5

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Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 4:57 pm
Ezekiel 25:17 - "And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them" - (KJV) Apparently the version in the poster is the QTV.
SeanieG123 - October 9, 2008, 2:01 am
nope, american sean. now known as SeanieG123 because i did not realize the name you put down was the name posted with the motifake
Sean - October 6, 2008, 12:16 pm
Is this by English Sean, perhaps?
Haarakkon - September 16, 2008, 10:16 pm
*I* don't think Marsellus Wallace is a bitch.
RnR - September 16, 2008, 11:28 am
... with a big afro hairdo
RnR - September 16, 2008, 11:27 am
only if spoken by Samuel L Jackson...
Ernie - September 16, 2008, 9:49 am
If that doesn't scare you sh*tless, I don't know what would?


WISDOM - Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. -George Foreman




COUGAR QUEEN - "A woman's outfit should be like a barbed wire fence... serving its purpose without obstructing the view." Sophia Loren, age 75


TAGS: sophia loren still smoking hot at 75
Rating: 4.26/5

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GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 1:42 pm
or snagglepuss, depending on which end you're conversing with, just sayin'
CpnKangaroo - April 23, 2010, 1:39 pm
any cougar over the age of 50 automatically becomes a sabretooth.
G4briel - March 18, 2010, 2:45 pm
Damn... Fortunately there's still something Italians can be proud of...
Fatt Matt - March 11, 2010, 4:54 pm
OK, for 75, sure she still looks good... I'm going to pass however. I don't care for the taste of formaldehyde
CANADA - March 11, 2010, 2:41 pm
I bet she knows a few tricks
R.S.Jake - March 11, 2010, 1:23 pm
And almost NSFW! You go girl!
R.S.Jake - March 11, 2010, 1:23 pm
Love it!!!! She is the reason there is even a term called GILF. 5 Hot Mamma's!


AMY WINEHOUSE - Looks like the "27 Club" just signed a new member




70'S HUMOR - There's no school like the old school.




NEW AGE EYE CHART - When the Motifakers need new glasses They have to bring this sucker out




POOR LITTLE RUBBER DUCK - Have you no heart?




HAPPY NEW YEAR -


TAGS: 519 x 579
Rating: 2.5/5

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NON-SEQUITURS - I have no idea what a Non-Sequitur is, But look..... A puppy, and he's smiling.


TAGS: chompers puppy non sequiter august 7
Rating: 4.78/5

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Chompers - August 8, 2010, 6:07 am
I like puppies.
Cubbybear - August 8, 2010, 1:33 am
Two "CUTE" posters in a row? Alright, what did you do to the REAL Chompers? 5/5 puppies
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 1:31 am
LOL!


A TRUE AMERICAN ICON - The Everyman poet turns 70 years. Congratulations Bob Dylan


TAGS: bob dylan 70 american icon
Rating: 4.11/5

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MilDoc - May 24, 2011, 5:10 pm
"The ants are my friends; they're blowin' in the wind!"


EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED - These are not quite the seventy-two virgins we we were expecting...




BOND - James, Bond


TAGS: james bond 007 ownage monkey funny
Rating: 2.08/5

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Hector - May 7, 2009, 4:12 pm
It's Fiben Bolger!
spitfire111 - January 14, 2009, 9:17 am
Krusty the clown would be proud or just want to kill him..
spitfire111 - January 14, 2009, 9:15 am
Krusty the clone would be proud or just want to kill him..
ANONY - January 1, 2009, 7:45 pm
sexyness in a suit
LogicDude - September 23, 2008, 1:54 pm
Cool! Sean Connery is coming back as 007!!!
datnigga - August 11, 2008, 1:24 am
Mr. Teeny with a gun.
Dustin Marthington - August 2, 2008, 12:29 pm
redo the last 4 or 5 brosnan films w/ him, and you couldn't tell the difference.
Barack - April 23, 2008, 10:11 am
Obama... Barack Obama
Dre - April 16, 2008, 1:24 pm
True, but Agent 47 us bald.
PorkFat - April 11, 2008, 12:32 am
Looks more like Agent 47 from Assasin. Bond doesn't carry a 1911 "baller". He carries a Walther PPK.


THE FREE WORLD THANKS YOU 007 - M, objective accomplished; I've just assassinated Paris Hilton.


TAGS: 007 gold finger paris hilton
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2014, 2:00 am
HORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! 5L!


Liar, Liar ! -


TAGS: 1970 s
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - June 14, 2013, 7:35 am
Ya I Know Ah.
Greeny - June 12, 2013, 11:22 pm
lol


HEY SKIP... -




WRATH -


TAGS: 7 deadly sins wrath of god
Rating: 4.6/5

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jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 8:54 pm
Nicely done!
agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 8:35 pm
Bam! 5L
Iconoclast - September 23, 2010, 10:24 am
Some listings of the 7 Deadly Sins list Wrath, others list Anger, similar enough, but I thought Wrath was a better fit for the philosophical question. :-)
Cloudchaser - September 23, 2010, 9:39 am
I think that the "anger" referred to as one of the 7 Deadly Sins refers to being quick to anger as well as unjustified anger.
ChickenWrangler - September 23, 2010, 9:02 am
I'd guess it's like every where else. If you make the rules you don't have to folow them.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 8:07 am
damn... good question! 5L


#47 SAID TO #3 -


TAGS: september 7
Rating: 3.32/5

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Bartimaeus - March 11, 2010, 7:27 pm
There are co-ed prisons. They just aren't funded by the state...and you don't have to commit a crime to get thrown in them. You mostly just have to fall in the pit.
mattb - December 29, 2009, 12:39 am
great poster great song, btw anyone ever wonder what gender 47 and 3 were? Last time i checked there are no co-ed prisons.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 2:37 pm
Do over! Called it! ... title: OZ text: The Musical.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 2:36 pm
It's like something outta OZ.


BARACK OBAMA - The only president to visit 57 states.


TAGS: barack obama 57 states
Rating: 3/5

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HAHA - April 6, 2009, 8:38 pm
So easy even a caveman can do it.


L337 - BR34KF457 4 PWNZ0RZ!!!!1!!!11!


TAGS: l337 cereal
Rating: 2.56/5

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jetscream58 - December 27, 2008, 7:10 pm
I'd eat that cereal.


PHOTOGRAPHY FAIL -


TAGS: photography fail ak 47 terrorism
Rating: 1.41/5

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Helldeath - October 27, 2008, 8:35 am
what?? for the Ak-74??? where can I get this?
I > U - September 22, 2008, 10:43 am
I like this new model, I've heard it shoots automaticly when you smile.


THE 70'S - When you rode that bitch....with style!


TAGS: 70 s
Rating: 4.23/5

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robbidos - July 4, 2012, 4:31 am
leaning back and steering without touching the handle bars


SEAN FRAKKIN' CONNERY - Daniel Who? Pierce Who? THERE IS ONLY THE CONNERY!!


TAGS: sean connery 007 james bond
Rating: 3.47/5

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Woody - July 21, 2009, 10:31 pm
And the wars never ends.
Jmac0585 - June 15, 2009, 3:33 pm
The day is mine, Trebek!


OLD SCHOOL... -


TAGS: 75648
Rating: 3.33/5

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MONTY PYTHONS FLYING CIRCUS TEAM - The Collective Term For Genius




CROSSOVERS -


TAGS: futurama final fantasy 7
Rating: 2.82/5

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RoadJam - June 1, 2010, 7:59 am
I didn't freakin' draw it.
culos - June 1, 2010, 7:48 am
If some should never be, then why did you post this?


ANTI-GUN POLITICIANS - They don't know that you are supposed to treat EVERY firearm like it's loaded at all times. She also has no proper trigger training. She like Schumer however, has a CCW. Old bat....................


TAGS: democrat republican politics obama bush california 2nd ammendment guns firearms senator feinstein ak 47
Rating: 2.45/5

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Sean - August 11, 2009, 10:51 pm
Handles a gun like Dick Cheney.


Technology -


TAGS: sr71 technology advancement phones shoook dic dic dic
Rating: 5/5

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Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 3:44 pm
That plane is from the age of rotary phones and designed by a genus using a slip-stick.
mizzdizz - October 20, 2015, 12:28 pm
Hahahaha Greeny! I can hear the dial phone as I read this LOL!
EmilioDumphque - October 20, 2015, 4:02 am
The old crow itself!
Greeny - October 19, 2015, 9:15 pm
true dat dat dat dat... shoook dat dat dat... shoook dat dat dat dat dat
mizzdizz - October 19, 2015, 8:30 pm
My favorite bird! They still haven't made a plane that does what this one can! Also, nice poster! Its true! Most advances make life much better than before. But for every advance, we lose a little of the coolness and fun. 5L


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PEACE, LOVE, HAPPINESS - Old Hippies Never Die They Just Fade In and Out


TAGS: wow man i can see 1967 from here
Rating: 3.67/5

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RON - October 19, 2009, 8:12 pm
LOL TOO! 5+L
Sean - October 19, 2009, 8:08 pm
Excellent. Hope Harr doesn't take offence. *snickers*
agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:41 pm
LOL!! 5L


UMMM… - …When did it become fashionable to dress up like a black and white octopus throw rug?


TAGS: 557463
Rating: 3.6/5

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robbidos - May 17, 2012, 7:00 pm
i have always understood high fashion to mean the stoned out of your mind sort of high...
Reality Lord - February 24, 2012, 9:10 pm

"forgive me fashion for i have sinned"
j76harris - February 17, 2012, 10:16 pm
Fashion: a prevailing or common custom or style of dress. So if it would be illegal or ridiculously impractical to wear in public, then it WON'T become common; thus they shouldn't be allowed to call it fashion.
Verdeckt - February 16, 2012, 8:20 pm
.. and what's with the reprodructive system pattern on the front..


THIS IS WHY -




70'S ROCK PART I - Rock on!!!!


TAGS: music rock 70 s
Rating: 2.75/5

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north star - July 25, 2009, 12:43 pm
Great memories!
Derek - July 20, 2009, 10:46 pm
That's right, you have join the crowd and listen to crap. "Tell it like it is" - an expression from the 70's. ;-)
Call it like it is - July 20, 2009, 10:14 pm
just get out of jail? We are in the 20th now...come on! Join the crowd..fag


RED FOREMAN - He hates Robocop.


TAGS: red foreman 70s show robocop
Rating: 2.3/5

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lolman - September 7, 2009, 7:05 pm
Look what I got me.. a brand new SUX2000..... hey its just like yours clarence...... KABOOOOOOOOM
tubs - January 30, 2009, 6:31 pm
i'd buy that for a dollar !
robocop - October 3, 2008, 2:51 am
touche


BLACKBIRD -


TAGS: sr71 graveyard
Rating: 4.72/5

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Reality Lord - December 15, 2010, 1:48 pm

dude....epic!


NUREMBERG RALLIES -




CONCEPTUAL MISUNDERSTANDING - Someone failed to tell the Jihadist terrorists that the 72 virgins were pork




GEORGE CLINTON - If anyone's gonna get funk'd up, It's gonna be you.




WHATS IMPORTANT IN BED -


TAGS: important bed james bond 007 finger
Rating: 3.68/5

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CoolioIndeed - March 18, 2010, 1:55 am
Well played, good sir.
aesop's folly - November 16, 2009, 9:13 am
hidden greybeard


DUMBASS -




PRO-LIFE - Because God thinks legal abortions are for pussies


TAGS: psalm 137 9 bible smash rocks baby
Rating: 1.56/5

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Anonymous2 - October 12, 2010, 5:34 pm
I agree, AA. The context here is the repayment towards those in Babylon (who'd captured and enslaved the Jews) who had wronged them.
AdmiralAckbar - October 12, 2010, 2:14 pm
Taken out of context this does nothing but spread hatred. God Please Protect Me From Your Followers


Drones on an aircraft carrier -


TAGS: xb47 drone carrier landing
Rating: 5/5

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Bolverk3778 - July 13, 2013, 11:04 am
That's EDI's Grandpa show a little respect!
Drwski - July 12, 2013, 7:24 am
R2D2 got his own aircraft finally
Greeny - July 11, 2013, 6:54 pm
I wonder if everyone was a little nervous


OVERCONSUMPTION - Now all I need is a Super Big Gulp!


TAGS: straws excess overconsumption 7 11 funny
Rating: 5/5

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MercAlert - November 24, 2011, 6:27 pm
...Or a couple thousand.


DROP THE LOAD ! - B-17 Best Da Airplane In The Hole Da World.


TAGS: b 17
Rating: 4.22/5

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maoworks2 - December 7, 2012, 8:13 am
Whole Sorry.
MPsniper - December 7, 2012, 4:58 am
"hole".....*fail*


AK -


TAGS: ak 47 rifle world popular
Rating: 4.22/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 15, 2012, 6:17 pm
Not where motifakes are concerned.
Chrysophase2003 - April 15, 2012, 5:55 pm
Because quantity always trumps quality.


WELL... - ...now that they’ve said it I'll be sure not to do it.




HAPPY BIRTHDAY WAVY GRAVY - Wavy Gravy, the friend to every hippy the world over. Happy 75th Birthday !!!




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